JETHRO HOROWITZ

Now that university holidays are here, I can sit back and taste the peaches. I was hoping Star City’s APPT tourney was going to be my first fulfilling bite of deliciousness. However, when my JJ vs. AK turned into a lemon, I went home sour. To continue my stretch of summer fruitiness I have booked for the Aussie Millions and plan to take home the big potatoes.

To take my mind of the Star City tournament I went to see the latest bond film Quantum of Solace.

**May Contain Spoilers**

The Beginning:

Run Run
Bang Bang

The Middle:

Run Run
Bang Bang

The End

Run Run
Bang Bang

Rating 0/10. I’d like to give it at least 1 mark for the hot chick but she has a disfiguring scar which made me sick.

I also saw Citizen Kane

I don’t know about this ‘best movie ever’ jazz. I’ve been more entertained waiting in queue at the RTA. Kane marries some smoking hot chick that was born at the turn of the 19th century. She turns out to be a bitch. Kane back hands her with some gold old fashioned wife slapping. In general I don’t condone violence on women but in certain situations I pray for it, for example Kathy Griffin, Fran Drescher and Ellen Degenerate. There’s no excuse for annoying, nagging men or women in show business and it’s because I’m not a sexist that I believe they should all be publicly donkey punched.

I can see why people think it’s the best movie ever. I’m going to give it 10/10 for its ‘don’t take no crap from nobody’ manliness and 0/10 for its sheer boringness which averages out at 5/10.

Awesome song from Bond film:

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