Brian Townsend Lied To Me

I used to look up to Brian for not only poker and bankroll management advice but also how to live my life.

I used to regularly read his blog until I could predict his next entry:

“Today I woke up after a nice sleep. I spent all last night partying with my Card Runner friends. Taylor can be so silly when he’s drunk. He actually danced on top of the bar without his shirt, he only got down after security asked him to get down lol.

I’m so lucky to have so many good friends. I’m also very lucky to have so much money and be blessed with such a big wang. Today I won another $500,000. I’m the best player in the world.”

In the latest scandal, Townsend is caught multi-accounting. His reason is because he was too embarrassed to admit he has to move down limits from time to time. If I had a Card Runners membership I would demand a full refund on the basis that Townsend played $25-$50 a couple of times. I’m disgusted and outraged.

2 Responses to “Brian Townsend Lied To Me”

  1. jame Says:

    do i detect a little wang jealousy?

  2. henrybulldog Says:

    nick openly plays under the alias of popipopit when making ca videos and constantly mentions exampes of high stakes handles playing at grinder levels with tracker stats that clearly identify them as not their identity.

    unless this whole post is one piss take then the jokes on me and nh wp sir otherwise, hmmmm.

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