JETHRO HOROWITZ

This isn’t supposed to be a proper entry so don’t write in telling me that my blog has turned to shit.

Just wanted to tell the world how bad I am.

I sat down in a 25c 50c plo game for no other reason than to move all in every hand. My opponent was playing tight tight tight poker and wouldn’t call a single raise. Rather than blind him off I asked him to do flips with me. He agreed and we proceeded to move all in every hand. Within a few hands he had turned his $10 into $120 and we continued. I kept rebuying until we flipped for a massive pot and I busted him. I questioned why he wasn’t buying back in and he told me that he just bust his account

OMG I wanted to cry. I just busted the tightest nit in the whole world who probably worked his way up from 1c 2c to get his bankroll together and I destroyed it.

I felt so bad I wanted to give him his money back but when he told me he was 20 and he has cashed out before I didn’t feel so bad. He would have gotten money out of me if he said he was 12 and was supporting his dying mother from AIDS.

In other news, I got into the college I applied for. Stay tuned for the ‘Jethro Goes To School’ series coming soon to jethrohorowitz.com.

And BTW, thnx to my latest fan (from my last post) who suggested I go to school for the socially retarded. I’ll be sure to drop in next time I’m in Chicago.

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