You Can’t Always Get What You Want
But if you try sometimes you can come 12th in a tournament. How I managed to go from 1st place to 12th is sickening. Don’t believe me? Check out this screenshot! cmb0031.png
I get thousands of e-mails a day asking me for recommendations on how to be as cool as me. Up until now, I could offer no advice because it was simply impossible. I have good news for everybody who e-mailed; you have all surpassed me. Really!? But how did this happen?
It began last year after I left the Philippines and moved back home. I thought about moving back there but that wasn’t the answer I was looking for. Instead, I applied to go to uni to study business/commerce/finance. Yesterday I received the acceptance letter to the next 1.5 yrs of my fate. What changes will there be? And how will they affect you?
My University Blog.
Today I woke up at around 7:00 am. 8am Macaroni Economics will have to wait. Managed to make the 10am ‘Introduction to fettucini numbers’ I could not concentrate on the class, thinking about spaghetti.
2pm: I make it to my tutorial. Teacher asks me for the 6th week in a row what I thought of the readings. For the 6th week in a row I tell her I forgot to read it. When will she get the hint?
2:15pm: I notice the cute girl in my class is sitting right next to me. My mouth gets sweaty and my palms dry up. I consider consulting my physician.
3:00pm: After 45 minutes of debate with myself about asking the cute girl out, I realise my subconscious is just jealous.
3:01 pm. The class is drawing to a close and I decide rather than to ask her out straight away, it’d be much easier to ask her to be my friend on Face Book. I got some super-wall pictures that’ll really knock her socks off. However, I realise my friend count is a bit low - don’t want her to think I’m a loser.
4pm – 6am. Spend all night on Face Book creating profiles for all my imaginary friends hoping they’ll add me to their friend’s list.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“My mouth gets sweaty and my palms dry up. I consider consulting my physician.”
Gold
June 7th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Just tell her that you are “bringing the sexy back” and she’ll be yours.
if that don’t work, just get some ball bearings. Worked for me
June 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Great posting, it’s inspiring to read someone’s inner dialog that isn’t holding anything back. And for the ladies thing I run a little thing here in Chicago socialskillz.com Social consulting is what we call it. Good luck with everything and I’m looking forward to going through your archives.