JETHRO HOROWITZ

I just came back from a smashing evening with DJ tiesto who is not only the greatest DJ in the world but the greatest man in the world. His beats are fresh and original and he knows how to throw a party. I danced the night away and it was Excellent

Unfortunately, there was a dampener on the evening when after the night I planned on going to Hugo’s in King’s Cross for a couple of after party drinks. I waited my turn in the queue like everyone else and was eagerly awaiting the excitement that awaited me inside. When I got to the front where the bouncer was selecting who was cool enough to make it past the velvet rope he looked me up and down and told me to come back in 20 mins, which apparently means ‘fuck off’. I wasn’t aware of the secret language of the bouncing world and I waited like an idiot outside the club for 20 mins. While I was waiting a girl struck up a conversation with me. She didn’t bother with small talk she got straight to the point.

Chick “give me your phone I need to make a call’.
Jethro: Who are you calling?
Chick: My sister, she works here.
Jethro: Can she get me in?
Chick: Yea, definitely, she works here, just give me your phone
Jethro: Cool, here you go.

She makes the call and her sister comes out. The sister and her talk for 5 mins. There is no pointing in my direction or discussion about me. I walk over.

Jethro: So can you get me in?
Chick: Get out of my face!
Jethro: Would you like to make another phone call while I’m still here?
Chick: Fuck off.
Jethro: Thanks a lot you stupid bitch.

I waited like the bouncer said and returned after the 20 mins had passed.

Jethro: So can I come in now?
Dickhead Bouncer: You don’t get it do you?
Jethro: No, what?
Dickhead Bouncer: You’re not coming in.
Jethro: So when you said come back in 20 mins what did that mean?
Dickhead Bouncer: When you asked to come in the first time you caused a big mess that could have gotten really ugly. I nearly got in a huge problem.
Jethro: What the hell are you talking about.
Dickhead Boucner: Just go away, you’re not coming in.
Jethro: Fuck you, you stupid prick. (I wish I said.)

Sydney nightlife is the best.

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