A Baby’s Business
Been a busy week, been going to see my little nephew most days. The little tacker already cracked us all up, when after feeding, he threw up all over his mum, Fiona. It happened in an instant, but because there was so much spewage it seemed like it was in slow mo. The kid is set for comedy.
If not, then he can always work for me in The Mafia. I, like Tony Soprano, run an organized crime syndicate and am prepared to induct Oscar, if he is a good enough earner. I might also make him a captain just like Tony did for his nephew Chris Moltisanti.
If not crime, he can take up poker, join Card Academy and learn how to carve up the $75-$150 Omaha 08 and $100-$200 Stud 08 games. It’s embarrassing how much I’m creaming them. It was only a matter of time before my 80% and 98% favourites were going to win.
If all else fails and his parents want him to do something a little more normal, he can also join me in Hollywood and co-write some of my screenplays. That’s right everyone. I’m writing a movie. I can’t give too much away because the plot is so good, those Hollywood fat cats will steal it.
In conclusion to this weeks short blog, I have included a great song:
Band: Supreme Beings of Leisure
Song: Never the Same