JETHRO HOROWITZ

Curse $100-$200 Stud 08 and everyone that plays it. For the past month I’ve been giving it a shot and swinging like a bastard. God I hate that game. If I ran half as good as anyone else on the table I would be a millionaire by next Friday. Flush vs. bigger flush, full house vs. bigger full house. Will it ever end? My sessions usually have more curse words than a typical Strutter video

Well today I gave it one last chance and dropped 4k so I’m giving it the flick. I’ve decided I will have to make my billion dollars on the smaller stakes. C’mon baby one time one time!

Due to my 100-200 depression, I have been doing a lot of sleeping to try to numb the pain. I’ve also done a lot of thinking about sleeping, which is the next greatest thing to the act itself. I’ve come to the conclusion that one can not have a proper night’s rest without all of the following criteria.

No job to wake up for.
Nothing to wake up for.
Turn off phone and unplug house-phone from wall
Instructs everyone who is living in the house that under no circumstance must there be any noise (except for fire) IN THE CASE WHERE THEY DO MAKE NOISE – MOVE OUT
Wear ear-plugs in case of noise from unforeseeable events (e.g. thunder)
Eat a hearty meal before sleep (people who wake up because they are hungry are Noobies)

If you can not meet these criteria, save your sleeping stories for amateur night at Captain Snooze.

The only person who surpasses me is Marcus Collins. He can fall asleep at the drop of a hat and stay that way forever. R.E.S.P.E.C.T Marcus.

I also have a new theme song. This song is good for every occasion:

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