Armin and ACI

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I went to see Amrin Van Buuren on Friday night and I would be lying if I said I knew what was going on. I like to think I know a lot about trance but the truth is I don’t.

I was busting to go to this gig so I grabbed Paula, Jonny and Marcus and let my feet do the talking as I grooved my way to the beats. When I got there I started screaming like a wild animal “Armin Armin Armin.” By the time my voice had dried up, the room went dark and the announcer introduced Armin to the crowd. I felt a bit stupid shouting Armin’s name during the other DJ’s set but I think it added to the ambience of the evening. An hour into the show, I was ready for the emergency room. The heat, the beats and the booze were just too overwhelming for a light weight like me. I spent a bit of time with my friend in the bathroom and slept like a baby.

I woke up to catch the latest episode of Air Crash Investigators on the Discovery Channel. I watch the show to prepare myself for the case where I am on a plane and both pilots have passed out. Sometimes, I like to close my eyes and imagine myself on a plane while it’s crashing. As horrifying as this is for most, I would know exactly what to do. First step would be to bust down the cock-pit door and check the gauges. Some fat passenger knob would then question if I really am a pilot. I wouldn’t even respond, rather, give the cute stewardess the nod and she would tell the fat man to shut it. The next step is to level her (the plane) and radio to control. They would probably want to try to help me land, but I would be calling just to say g’day. The rest is child’s play and I would be featured on ACI as one of the ‘could have been crashes’.

I am bust on Tiger Gaming. I lost all my money on there and had deleted the cursed software from my hard-drive. I played the best big deuce player in the world and combined with the fact I am the worst, it didn’t take long for him to bust me. I thought I was done with the site until I got an e-mail from the demon site informing me of an unclaimed bonus. Of course I had to re-deposit to receive it. Cut a long story short, that e-mail cost me $400. Fuck you and your clever marketing staff Tiger!

I also got 1 outered for the biggest pot of my life this week in 100-200 stud08. Crap! That game is going to be gone in a week, I will crush it so hard!

2 Responses to “Armin and ACI”

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